Sexual Harrasment

Wow...
So uh basically I am talking about sexual harassment (Sexual harassment is a form of sex discrimination, which is a violation of Title VI I of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The EEOC’s guidelines define two types of sexual harassment: "quid pro quo" and "hostile environment."). Sexual Harassment is a BITCH. Especailly when your accused of it. So here is what sparked me to write this column. There is this stupid bitch who for the sake of this story the bitch's name will jil. Jil is a naive girl from a small town. She doesn't really know how to carry herself in a big city. Well a while ago Jil is so drunk that she was nearly taken advantage of. Well because I wanted nothing to do with her irresponsible actions I chose not to hang out with her. Well because we both work for a pretty important Organization, what Jil did was very unlawful because Jil isnt old enough to drink.Well because Jil cant drink Jil is a little Nervous that I will tell on her, she decided to take me out before I tell on her first. The first thing I hear when I come into work is "COLEMAN WE NEED TO TALK" Naturally I'm like WTF.
So now I have to prove myself to be such good guy, because I have been charged with SEXUAL HARRASMENT. FUCK.